Kava

 

Our Kava teas come from the South Pacific, where they have been used for hundreds of years - both ceremoniously and medicinally. We make our Kava tea with almond milk, but never fear! We can make you a nut-free batch; it will just take an extra 10-15 minutes!

Kava is used to reduce stress, prevent pain, and relax muscles. It helps with anxiety, trouble sleeping, and PMS as well. Large doses of Kava induces an effect known by the community as "Muddy," similar to the effect of THC.

When drinking Kava, it is normal to experience a tingling in your lips and a numbness on your tongue. Everyone's metabolism is different, and therefore everyone's experience will vary.
 

Allergy Information: Our teas are brewed with Cinnamon and Almond Milk

Creature

Hawaiin Kava >

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The ‘Creature’ is a Hawaiian Kava which is never dried.  Harvested and shipped within one day! We craft this blend with coconut milk which maintains its reminiscences of cucumber water in its light body.

Beetlejuice

Tri-Kava Blend >

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This is our custom blend of three different Fijian kavas. Say it once, twice, third times the charm!

Fetu

Premium Kava >

This Samoan kava is our premier selection with the biggest kick!  It is our premium blend which is reflected in the price. 

Sm $7   |    Lg $13

Botanical Teas

 

Our Botanical Teas come from Southeast Asia, where they have been used for hundreds of years - both ceremoniously and medicinally.

Depending on when the tea leaves are harvested, they are imported with differing levels of inebriation with varying effect on the mind and body. Everyone's metabolism is different, and therefore everyone's experience will vary.


Botanical tea is not recommended if taking antidepressants, pregnant or nursing. 

Not approved by the FDA for human consumption. Please drink responsibly.

Vampire Blood

RED (Body) >

Often used to provide the highest levels of pain relief and lowest levels of energy. Some find it to be the most relaxing strain.

White Whitch

WHITE (Energy) >

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Often used to provide the highest level of energy and focus, and the lowest pain relief.

Frankenstein's Monster

GREEN (Body & Energy) >

Has ben used to provide both pain relief and energy. Some find it to be the most inebriating strain.

Flavors

 

Add up to 5 flavors to your drink for only $1! We recommend dessert flavors (such as chocolate or toasted marshmallow) for Kava, and fruity flavors (such as mango and peach) for Botanical Teas.

Banana

Blackberry

Blackberry Sangria

Caramel

Cherry

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

Cinnamon Bun

Coconut

Cookie Butter

Dark Chocolate

Desert Pear

Green Apple

Hazelnut

Honey

Lavender

Mango

Orange

Peach

Peppermint

Pineapple

Pomegranate

Pure Cane Syrup

Raspberry

Strawberry

Toasted Marshmallow

Vanilla

White Chocolate

SUGAR FREE Chocolate

SUGAR FREE Caramel

SUGAR FREE Raspberry